Love is Blind Season 3 Cast members and their iconic astrology moment (the water signs)
Colleen not included because she stresses me out and I got too many thoughts about her.
Disclaimer: Everything I’ve learned about astrology, I’ve gathered from TikTok deep dives, hyperfixation binges at 1AM about astrocartography, and being a lover of patterns. My qualifications? I drunkenly asked a bunch of strangers in Mexico about their charts and when I told them about themselves they dubbed me an astrologer. Also, if you think I’m wrong or want to add something, do it in the comments.
SK: The true phantom menace
This was the villain that none of us saw coming. He was my lone hope that my theory about Scorpio men was just a theory for unevolved Scorpio men but, alas, he’s more proof that evolved Scorpio men might have all died back in Nam. Scorpio energy is quiet yet powerful, suspicious and over-observant, always trying to be one step ahead, and when they love, they love DEEPLY. If you need someone to hide the body, you call a Scorpio (but only if you know for a fact that they love you). I’m in a phase of my life where I’m constantly coming in contact with Scorpio women. At first, that scared me because that energy can be a LOT but I’m so grateful that these wells of spiritual depth find comfort and friendship in me. It’s truly an honor. But alas. Scorpio men exist.
Scorpios are, generally, very intense and stubborn (fixed sign energy) and lots of Scorpio men take that and run with it straight into a wall. You know those broody, emo boys in high school back in the 2010’s who acted like no one could ever understand them because they listened to Evanescence and Linkin Park? That’s the vibe. SK had that intense Scorpio energy that we all hoped could give Raven the security to blossom into the quirky gift we saw towards the end of the season but what we didn’t see was that he was just plotting the whole time. Scorpios tend to have a very high sexual energy which could be great in a monogamous or poly-relationship but that only works when there’s open and honest communication. But, once again, he was out here PLOTTING and trying to balance multiple women at the same time while being on national tv. This isn’t to say that every Scorpio man is an enemy of love but I, personally, am still waiting to be proven wrong.
If you didn’t know that SK was playing 2 women at the same time (Raven and a white lady), then check THIS out.
NANCY: The one who needs to love herself a little more
Speaking of Scorpios, here’s an example of a Scorpio lady. Nancy actually reminds me of my best friend, who’s also a Scorpio, and for the most part is a very bubbly person. Obviously, anyone can have any kind of personality traits (i.e. not all Scorpios are broody) but THIS PICTURE RIGHT HERE reminded me that Nancy is, indeed, a Scorpio woman. This face is smooth and still as an iced lake. In this scene Nancy sobered up real quick and just listened. Very actively listened. Personally, I was hoping that she was talking all the vitriol that Babyhands was throwing at her and using it to make her get-out-of-here plan but that wasn’t the case.
I know that this section is supposed to be dedicated to Nancy but I need to shout out her brother. That man and Alexa’s very attractive father deserve a spin-off series; I’m just saying.
BARTHOLOMEW: This man was truly a cancer
I’m going to make this one as short and sweet as possible because Brisket doesn’t deserve much of our time (or even for us to know his real name). He’s a Cancer and he’s a cancer. One of the scariest things about an unevolved Cancer man is how much they will feign emotional connection and focus on an emotional connection (that they are not investing in). I’ve dated 2 Cancer men before, neither of which were evolved, and those relationships were the biggest roller coaster rides of my dating life solely because they had an advanced emotional vocabulary with absolutely no emotional maturity. While it hurt for Nancy, I’m so happy that he said no because she deserves sooooo much better.
Do you want to hear my thoughts on more cast mates? If so, which ones, specifically? LMK in the comments :)
BLACK CREATORS ELEVATING THE CONVERSATION:
@Emmanuelacho has a video about the SK and Raven breakup, SK’s extra woman, and an impending lawsuit!
@efplange_gh talking about how Nancy and Zanab need to also be held accountable for allowing unacceptable behavior from their men as women of color
@bodacious_bobo talks about how Nigerian women saw the reality of SK coming from miles away
If you’re curious about my thoughts about the season’s final Scorpio then hop over to the paid subscribers newsletter titled “Colleen…oh Colleen”. Are those thoughts more controversial? Yes. Do I believe them with my full chest? YES. Do my thoughts have anything to do with her astro sign? No.
JOURNAL PROMPT: If you’re into astrology to any degree, what are ways that your sign shows up in your romantic relationships?
What’s coming up for next week? A travel guide for one of my recent trips! Stay tuned!