Masculine Mayhem at the Cancun Airport

Enjoy the free birth control, ladies who like men, and a healthy dose of disappointment to all people who date men

A little backstory for those who are new here:

I came back from a work trip to Oaxaca, Mexico, last Thursday and landed at the Cancun airport. I usually don’t check any of my bags but because I was traveling with nearly 5 liters of artisanal mezcal from Oaxaquena producers in Mazatlan, I checked a singular bag that was 70% alcohol. Everything that I’m about to share happened while I was waiting by the conveyor belt for my luggage.

Let it be known that both of these women looked to be in their late twenties to mid-thirties, and all the people involved (them and their male counterparts) were of the whole milk persuasion.

Let’s begin…